Greed vs. Steel Van WInkle (Non-Title Match) gimmick (Downtown Manchester Massacre)
Howard Finkle - This match is a Downtown Manchester Massacre. On his way to the street at this time, weighing in at 225 pounds,, Greed!!!
[Greed comes to the street. ]
Howard Finkle - and his opponent, weighing in at 225 pounds,, Steel Van WInkle!!! (crowd cheers *****)
[Steel Van WInkle walks to the street. Earl Hebner is the referee for this contest. Earl Hebner checks Greed's boots and knee pads. Earl Hebner checks Steel Van WInkle's boots and knee pads. (ding, ding, ding) Greed kicks Steel Van WInkle in the back of the leg. Greed jumps and elbow smashes the lying Steel Van WInkle. ]
Prez Foley - Now, who in the hell would use a crap move like that, besides Greed!
[Greed gets up. Steel Van WInkle goes up to the top and comes down on Greed with an Asian leg lariat. Steel Van WInkle chants start. Steel Van WInkle gets up. Steel Van WInkle swings a wooden "Welcome to Manchester" sign and hits Greed. Steel Van WInkle chokes Greed with his boot. ]
J.R - Good choke by Steel Van WInkle.
[Steel Van WInkle low-blows Greed with brass knuckles! Steel Van WInkle swings a bench and hits Greed. Steel Van WInkle uses the rope as a springboard and moonsaults onto Greed. Steel Van WInkle drags Greed back onto the street. Steel Van WInkle swings a 2 by 4 and hits Greed. ]
Prez Foley - My favorite weapon is a Barbed-Wire Bat! They better bust somebody open with it!
[Steel Van WInkle trys for a choke lift but Greed avoids it. Steel Van WInkle swings a folding chair and hits Greed. Steel Van WInkle trys for a Niagra Driver but Greed avoids it. Steel Van WInkle cuts Greed with some pieces of glass. Greed is bleeding as a result. Steel Van WInkle powerbombs Greed, but he starts to run, ramming Greed's shoulders hard into the pavement . ]
King - Nice running powerbomb by Steel Van WInkle.
[Steel Van WInkle swings a Trash Can and hits Greed. Greed is driven further into the pavement by Steel Van WInkle with a diving elbow smash. Greed gets back to his feet. Greed pulls Steel Van WInkle's hair. Greed runs and tackles Steel Van WInkle. Greed punches him in the head. Steel Van WInkle climbs to his feet. Steel Van WInkle looks like he is going to backhand Greed, but he makes a fist, Punching Greed. Steel Van WInkle punches Greed in the head. Steel Van WInkle tries to even the match with a flying shoulder block. Steel Van WInkle gets back to his feet. Steel Van WInkle jumps and elbow smashes the lying Greed. Steel Van WInkle moves back to his feet. Greed gets back to his feet. Greed picks up Steel Van WInkle and executes the cradle DDT. ]
J.R - That craddle DDT was very good.
[Greed stands up. Steel Van WInkle is back on his feet. Greed swings a paint can and hits Steel Van WInkle. ]
King - the street is covered with blood from these fighters.
[Steel Van WInkle is up on Greed's shoulders, Greed tosses Steel Van WInkle out, flapjacking him. Greed is up again. Greed low-blows Steel Van WInkle with brass knuckles! Greed swings a wooden "Welcome to Manchester" sign and hits Steel Van WInkle. Steel Van WInkle moves back to his feet. Steel Van WInkle kicks Greed in the back. Steel Van WInkle jumps and elbow smashes the lying Greed. Greed gets up. Steel Van WInkle drops to the pavement from a running lariat by Greed. ]
J.R - That running lariat was very good.
[Greed swings a Trash Can and hits Steel Van WInkle. ]
King - I wish every match could be like this!
[Steel Van WInkle gets back to his feet. Steel Van WInkle executes a swinging bulldog on Greed driving Greed's face into the pavement. Steel Van WInkle moves back to his feet. Greed gets hit with a diving elbow smash from Steel Van WInkle. ]
J.R - Steel Van WInkle with a diving elbow smash.
[Steel Van WInkle stands up. Steel Van WInkle jumps and elbow smashes the lying Greed. Steel Van WInkle is up again. Greed is back on his feet. Greed handsprings, bodyblocking Steel Van WInkle. Greed stands up. Greed swings a beer bottle and hits Steel Van WInkle. Steel Van WInkle is bleeding as a result. ]
Prez Foley - Use some damn weapons already!
[Greed goes off the top and hits a flying sitdown splash on Steel Van WInkle. ]
King - flying sitdown splash (Yokozuna splash)!
[Now Greed standing. Greed swings a Trash Can and hits Steel Van WInkle. ]
J.R - The pavement is covered with blood from that injury.
[Greed fist drops Steel Van WInkle on the pavement. Greed is up again. Greed fist drops Steel Van WInkle on the pavement. Greed stands up. Steel Van WInkle is back on his feet. Greed drags Steel Van WInkle onto a car. Greed Piledrives Steel Van WInkle onto the hood of the car!! Greed executes the airplane spin and throws Steel Van WInkle onto the grass. Greed hits an electrifying flying sommersault headbutt on Steel Van WInkle. Greed gets up. Greed leaps from the top rope! YES! And he pulls off a 5 Star Frog Splash! Greed covers Steel Van WInkle hooking the leg. Referee Earl Hebner makes the count. ...1 ...2 ...3 ]
Prez Foley - We can all get outta here now that Greed has won!
Howard Finkle - The winner of this match, Greed!!!
Ace vs. William Regal (Non-Title Match) gimmick (Standard Match)
Howard Finkle - This match is a Standard Match. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 225 pounds, he holds the Hardcore belt title belt, Ace!!! (crowd boos ******)
["Wait and bleed blasts out of the speakers as Ace enters the arena" ]
Howard Finkle - and his opponent, weighing in at 225 pounds, he holds the Intercontinental Belt title belt, William Regal!!! (crowd boos ********)
[William Regal walks to the ring. Earl Hebner is the referee for this contest. Ace gives William Regal the finger. William Regal brings Ace's girlfriend with him and makes out with her right in front of Ace. (ring, ring, ring) Ace slaps William Regal. William Regal tries to even the score with a bite to Ace's face. Ace's head pops back from the jab thrown by William Regal. William Regal's up on Ace's shoulders, and Ace drops down with the DVD. William Regal is back on his feet. Ace pokes William Regal in the eye with his thumb. William Regal kicks Ace in the back of the leg. ]
King - Ace takes a kick.
[William Regal hits Ace with an elbowdrop. William Regal is back on his feet. Ace gets hit with the shooting star press from William Regal. Earl Hebner counts. ...1 ...2 Ace escapes. ]
J.R - William Regal should have known he wouldn't win the match with that.
[Ace gets up. Ace springboards off of the rope and splashes onto William Regal. ]
Prez Foley - Ace did a pretty strong move, but that wuss could have done better!
[Ace covers William Regal. The ref starts the count. ...1 ...2 William Regal kicks out. ]
J.R - We almost had a winner.
[Now William Regal standing. ]
King - the ring is covered with blood from these fighters.
[William Regal nails Ace with a springboard dropkick. ]
J.R - The mat is covered with blood from that injury.
[William Regal trys for a arm wrench but Ace avoids it. ]
Prez Foley - Bust somebody open with a weapon damnit!
[Ace moves back to his feet. William Regal takes a slap to the face from Ace. Ace comes from behind and bulldogs William Regal. Ace goes for a pin. Earl Hebner counts the pin. ...1 William Regal escapes. ]
King - Ace should have known he wouldn't win the match with that.
[William Regal gets back to his feet. William Regal hits Ace with a headbutt to the mid-section. ]
J.R - William Regal executes a headbutt.
[William Regal knife edge chops Ace. ]
Prez Foley - Why would you use a crappy knife edge chop like that if you wanna win!
[Ace kicks William Regal in the stomach and executes the sitdown face slam. ]
J.R - Ace executes a sitdown faceslam (X-factor).
[Now Ace standing. Ace covers William Regal. Referee Earl Hebner makes the count. ...1 ...2 William Regal escapes. ]
Prez Foley - Ace needs to use something stronger than that pin in order to win this match!
[William Regal gets back to his feet. Ace spins around, then mule kicks William Regal in the groin. William Regal climbs to his feet. William Regal hits a koppo kick on Ace. William Regal fist drops Ace on the mat. William Regal is up again. Ace gets hit with the shooting star press from William Regal. Referee Earl Hebner makes the count. ...1 ...2 Ace escapes. ]
J.R - He should have just stayed on the attack.
[Ace climbs to his feet. William Regal, avoiding a punch, grabs Ace's arm and gives it an over the shoulder armbreaker. Ace punches William Regal in the mouth after William Regal pulled his hair. ]
King - Ace takes a hair pull.
[A swinging DDT by William Regal drives Ace's head into the mat. William Regal sucks chants start in the crowd. ]
J.R - Good swinging DDT by William Regal.
[William Regal is back on his feet. Ace gets hit with the shooting star press from William Regal. Referee Earl Hebner makes the count. ...1 ...2 Ace kicks out. ]
Prez Foley - If William Regal used something stronger, then he could have won this damn thing!
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J.R - What an outstanding match!
[William Regal pokes Ace in the eye with his thumb. ]
King - Ace takes a thumb to the eye.
[Ace, still standing, holds his sack after William Regal winded back and kicked him in the groin. Ace goes for a Arabian Facebuster but William Regal dodges the attack. ]
J.R - the ring is covered with blood from these fighters.
[Ace with a Japanese armdrag takedown to William Regal. Ace takes off the turnbuckle, and now the steel is exposed! ]
Prez Foley - This match is never gonna end, especially when the men go to someplace where pins don't count! Ace bashes William Regal s head into the steel that the turnbuckle was covering!
[Ace executes a piledriver on William Regal. Ace sucks chants start in the crowd. ]
J.R - That Piledriver was very good.
[Ace covers William Regal hooking the leg. Earl Hebner counts. ...1 ...2 William Regal kicks out. ]
Prez Foley - Ace almost had the win!
[Now William Regal standing. Ace hooks William Regal in an armlock leglock submission. The referee is checking the situation. ... William Regal is fighting the hold. ... William Regal trys to escape. ... ... (AHHHH!) Ace breaks the hold. William Regal is recieving a headlock from Ace. Ace drops and spins, taking William Regal to the mat. Ace sucks chants start in the crowd. Ace clotheslines William Regal over the top rope, but Ace falls over with him! Earl Hebner starts the count (.1) Ace swings the bell and hits William Regal. ]
J.R - I wish every match could be like this!
[(..2) Ace executes a corkscrew legdrop on William Regal. ]
Prez Foley - So far, there has been some crappy action in this match, especially with a normal move like that!
[Now Ace standing. William Regal climbs to his feet. (...3) William Regal bites Ace's face out of desperation. ]
King - Ace takes a face bite.
[(....4) A koppo kick by William Regal sends Ace to the padded floor. Ace gets back to his feet. (.....5) William Regal throws Ace onto the entrance ramp. William Regal carries Ace s limp body towards the ringside area. William Regal carries Ace up the entrance ramp! William Regal carries Ace s limp body towards the ringside area. Ace climbs back into the ring, and William Regal follows him. William Regal blocks a punch by Ace, William Regal applies an armbreaker. William Regal kicks Ace in the back. Ace gets up. Ace pulls off a strong power slam. Ace sucks chants start in the crowd. William Regal is put into a double reverse chinlock. Earl Hebner is checking for a tap out. ... William Regal is fighting the hold. ... Ace breaks the hold. ]
J.R - William Regal could use some help about now.
[Ace climbs to the top turnbuckle and jumps off with an Air Sabu on William Regal. Ace gets back to his feet. Ace unties the turnbuckle, exposing the steel! Ace bashes William Regal s head into the steel that the turnbuckle was covering! Ace jumps off of the turnbuckle nailing William Regal with an Asia Moonsault. Ace moves back to his feet. ]
Prez Foley - Both men have lost a pretty excessive amount of blood!
[William Regal gets back to his feet. William Regal with a headbutt on Ace. ]
King - Follows up with a headbutt.
[William Regal with a quick jab to Ace's chin. William Regal kicks Ace in the groin. William Regal knife edge chops Ace. ]
Prez Foley - You shouldn't use a knife edge chop in a match like this! You are never gonna win!
[Ace uses a belly-to-belly suplex. William Regal is down. Ace sucks chants start in the crowd. Ace searches in his tights.....Powder! Ace has found some powder! Ace tosses the white powder into William Regal s eyes while the ref isn't looking! William Regal can't see! ]
King - What an outstanding match!
[Now William Regal standing. William Regal pokes Ace in the eye with his thumb. Ace pulls William Regal's hair. ]
Prez Foley - You shouldn't use a hair pull in a match like this! You are never gonna win!
[Ace with an Aztecan suplex on William Regal sends him to the mat. Ace hits William Regal with an elbowdrop. ]
J.R - elbow drop!
[Ace gets up. Ace hits William Regal with an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle. Now Ace standing. William Regal is back on his feet. William Regal hits the fallaway slam on Ace. ]
King - What a fallaway slam!!
[William Regal gets up. William Regal with a huge shooting star press, pinning Ace. Referee Earl Hebner makes the count. ...1 ...2 Ace kicks out. ]
Prez Foley - William Regal needs to use something stronger than that shooting star press in order to win this match!
[Ace is back on his feet. William Regal takes off the turnbuckle, and now the steel is exposed! William Regal whips Ace into the steel that the turnbuckle was covering! ]
King - This is how wrestling should be!
[William Regal with a big chop to Ace. ]
J.R - William Regal executes a chop.
[William Regal takes off the turnbuckle, and now the steel is exposed! ]
Prez Foley - When you talk about being piles of shit, then William Regal and Ace are for fighting in the turnbuckle! William Regal bashes Ace s head into the steel that the turnbuckle was covering!
J.R - My God!! What a match!
[William Regal pulls Ace's hair. William Regal, avoiding a punch, grabs Ace's arm and gives it an over the shoulder armbreaker. William Regal picks up Ace and executes the cradle DDT. William Regal gets back to his feet. Now Ace standing. William Regal takes off the turnbuckle, and now the steel is exposed! William Regal whips Ace into the steel that the turnbuckle was covering! Swinging Neck-Breaker from William Regal takes Ace down. Ace is up again. William Regal is knocked down by Ace's massive superkick. A corkscrew dropkick by Ace sends William Regal to the mat. Ace is up again. Ace twists William Regal's arm, jumps, and dropkicks William Regal to the ground. Now Ace standing. William Regal stands up. William Regal hits Ace with a headbutt to the mid-section. Ace punches William Regal, then William Regal pulls Ace's hair when the ref isn't looking. Ace delivers a low blow to William Regal. William Regal stands up. A toss into the ropes by Ace, and William Regal is running back, only to be hit with a backdrop driver. William Regal gets back to his feet. Ace applies an octopus strangle hold to William Regal, the ref doesn't know it, but he's choking William Regal. Earl Hebner is checking for a tap out. ... (AHHHH!) ... (AHHHH!) ... ... ... ... ... William Regal trys to escape. ... ... William Regal is fighting the hold. ... (AHHHH!) William Regal taps out. ]
Prez Foley - Ace wins this match! Start my car so I can get outta here!
Howard Finkle - The winner of this match, Ace!!!
Death vs. Mr.Bonjales (Non-Title Match) gimmick (Bomb Match)
Howard Finkle - This match is a Bomb Match. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 225 pounds,, Mr.Bonjales!!! (crowd boos **)
[Mr.Bonjales comes to the ring. ]
Howard Finkle - and his opponent, weighing in at 225 pounds,, Death!!! (crowd cheers )
["Death enters the arena" Mr.Bonjales tests out the ropes. Death tests out the ropes. (the bell rings) Mr.Bonjales reverse DDT's Death's head into the mat. Death is driven further into the mat by Mr.Bonjales with a diving elbow smash. Mr.Bonjales gets up. Mr.Bonjales hits Death with an elbowdrop. Mr.Bonjales gets back to his feet. Death is driven further into the mat by Mr.Bonjales with a diving elbow smash. Mr.Bonjales sucks chants start in the crowd. Mr.Bonjales moves back to his feet. Mr.Bonjales gorrilla presses Death. Mr.Bonjales goes for a pin. Earl Hebner counts. ...1 ...2 ...3 ]
J.R - We've got ourselves a winner!
Howard Finkle - The winner of this match, Mr.Bonjales!!!
Justin Sane vs. The destroyer (Non-Title Match) gimmick (Standard Match)
Howard Finkle - This match is a Standard Match. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 410 pounds, from ????, The destroyer!!!
[Break stuff blasts out of the speakers ]
Howard Finkle - and his opponent, weighing in at 275 pounds, from From parts Unknown, Justin Sane!!! (crowd boos ***)
['The Game' blasts out of the speakers Justin Sane gets nailed with a charging axhandle bodyblock from The destroyer. Justin Sane checks his boots. (ding, ding, ding) The destroyer jabs Justin Sane. Justin Sane bites The destroyer's arm out of desparation. Justin Sane superkicks The destroyer. Justin Sane puts The destroyer in an arm grapevine submission. ]
King - arm grapevine!
[The destroyer gets hit with the shooting star press from Justin Sane. Referee Earl Hebner makes the count. ...1 The destroyer kicks out. ]
J.R - Justin Sane should have known he wouldn't win the match with that.
[The destroyer gets back to his feet. The destroyer locks Justin Sane in a full nelson and slams him to the mat. Justin Sane uppercuts The destroyer. Justin Sane slaps The destroyer. Justin Sane hits The destroyer with a baba chop. Justin Sane with an Aztecan suplex on The destroyer sends him to the mat. The destroyer is up again. Justin Sane puts The destroyer on the top rope and executes a superplex. Justin Sane gets back to his feet. Justin Sane puts The destroyer in an arm grapevine submission. ]
Prez Foley - Why would you use a crappy arm grapevine like that if you wanna win!
[Justin Sane puts The destroyer in an arm grapevine submission. ]
King - Follows up with a arm grapevine.
[A fisherman's suplex into a brainbuster by The destroyer puts Justin Sane on the mat, holding his neck. ]
Prez Foley - A Strong fisherman brainbuster by The destroyer!
[The destroyer gets back to his feet. The destroyer unties the turnbuckle, exposing the steel! The destroyer whips Justin Sane into the steel that the turnbuckle was covering! ]
King - The destroyer is taking it to Justin Sane.
[Justin Sane slaps The destroyer. The destroyer with an illegal chokehold on Justin Sane. ]
Prez Foley - Now, who in the hell would use a crap move like that, besides The destroyer!
[The destroyer kicks Justin Sane on the mat. Justin Sane gets hit with the shooting star press from The destroyer. Earl Hebner counts the pin. ...1 Justin Sane escapes. ]
J.R - Not even close!
[Justin Sane stands up. The destroyer bites Justin Sane's arm out of desparation. A koppo kick by The destroyer sends Justin Sane to the mat. Justin Sane gets hit with a diving elbow smash from The destroyer. The destroyer is up again. Justin Sane stands up. The destroyer gets sidewalk slammed by Justin Sane. ]
Prez Foley - Justin Sane is still a wuss, just a little stronger now that he did that sidewalk slam!
[The destroyer climbs to his feet. Justin Sane puts the chicken wing on The destroyer. Earl Hebner is checking for a tap out. ... ... The destroyer trys to escape. ... Justin Sane tightens the hold. ... Justin Sane breaks the hold. Justin Sane takes off the turnbuckle, and now the steel is exposed! Justin Sane whips The destroyer into the steel that the turnbuckle was covering! ]
King - This is how wrestling should be!
[The destroyer is t-bone suplexed by Justin Sane. ]
Prez Foley - Justin Sane is still a wuss, just a little stronger now that he did that t-bone suplex!
[Justin Sane is up again. Now The destroyer standing. ]
J.R - Wow, Prez Foley is so amazing! Are you enjoying this match?
Prez Foley - Damn Straight!
[Justin Sane trys for a tilt-a-whirl suplex but The destroyer avoids it. ]
King - Blood is all over the ring.
[The destroyer double underhook faceslams Justin Sane hard to the mat. Justin Sane gets hit with the shooting star press from The destroyer. Referee Earl Hebner makes the count. ...1 ...2 Justin Sane escapes. ]
J.R - We almost had a winner.
[Justin Sane takes a slap to the face from The destroyer. The destroyer gets up. The destroyer executes a jawbreakeron Justin Sane. The destroyer with a huge shooting star press, pinning Justin Sane. The ref starts the count. ...1 ...2 Justin Sane escapes. ]
Prez Foley - The destroyer is the weakest SOB ever if he thinks that he can win with a weak shooting star press like that!
[Now Justin Sane standing. Justin Sane spins aroround The destroyer's back and DDT's him into the mat. ]
J.R - My God!! What a match!
[Justin Sane piledrives The destroyer. Justin Sane executes the sleeperhold on The destroyer. Earl Hebner asks The destroyer if he quits. ... The destroyer trys to escape. ... The destroyer escapes. Justin Sane unties the turnbuckle, exposing the steel! Justin Sane whips The destroyer into the steel that the turnbuckle was covering! ]
Prez Foley - Boring...Boring....Boring! The crowd is even starting that chant! Bust somebody open!
[The destroyer is back on his feet. The destroyer tackles Justin Sane to the mat. Justin Sane hits The destroyer with a baba chop. ]
J.R - The destroyer takes a baba chop.
[Justin Sane superkicks The destroyer. Justin Sane puts The destroyer in an arm grapevine submission. ]
King - Follows up with a arm grapevine.
[The destroyer spins around Justin Sane's back and DDT's him into the mat. ]
J.R - Nice backspin DDT/Miavia Hurrcaine by The destroyer.
[The destroyer moves back to his feet. Justin Sane gets hit with the shooting star press from The destroyer. The ref starts the count. ...1 ...2 Justin Sane kicks out. ]
King - The destroyer was so close!!
[Justin Sane stands up. Justin Sane whipped into the ropes, The destroyer sidesteps, catching Justin Sane in a choking sleeper. Earl Hebner asks Justin Sane if he quits. ... Justin Sane is fighting the hold. ... ... The destroyer tightens the hold. Justin Sane escapes. The destroyer reaches into his tights.....The destroyer pulls out some powder! The destroyer tosses the white powder into Justin Sane s eyes while the ref isn't looking! Justin Sane can't see! Justin Sane puts The destroyer on the turnbuckle and executes a belly-to-belly superplex. Now Justin Sane standing. Justin Sane takes off the turnbuckle, and now the steel is exposed! Justin Sane bashes The destroyer s head into the steel that the turnbuckle was covering! ]
King - The destroyer is getting the crap kicked out of him!
[The destroyer moves back to his feet. The destroyer punches Justin Sane in the gut. ]
Prez Foley - You are a freakin' wuss! Use something that will actually hurt Justin Sane!
[The destroyer comes from behind and bulldogs Justin Sane. The destroyer is back on his feet. The destroyer fist drops Justin Sane on the mat. ]
King - Justin Sane takes a Fist drop.
[The destroyer twists Justin Sane's arm, jumps, and dropkicks Justin Sane to the ground. The destroyer does a cartwheel and kicks Justin Sane in the face. Justin Sane climbs to his feet. Justin Sane with a takeover suplex on The destroyer. Justin Sane sucks chants start in the crowd. Now The destroyer standing. ]
J.R - Justin Sane is doing quite well at this point in the match.
King - The mat is covered with blood from that injury.
[The destroyer sends Justin Sane into Earl Hebner he goes down. The destroyer executes a swinging neckbreaker on Justin Sane. The destroyer executes a corkscrew legdrop on Justin Sane. The destroyer gets back to his feet. Andrew the giant runs to the ring. Andrew the giant suplexes Justin Sane. Andrew the giant chants start. Andrew the giant falls head first into Justin Sane. Now Andrew the giant standing. Ordered is restored. Earl Hebner gets up. Justin Sane piledrives The destroyer. The destroyer climbs to his feet. Justin Sane with an Aztecan suplex on The destroyer sends him to the mat. Justin Sane is back on his feet. Justin Sane executes the sleeperhold on The destroyer. The referee is checking the situation. ... ... The destroyer trys to escape. ... The destroyer trys to escape. ... ... Justin Sane tightens the hold. ... Justin Sane tightens the hold. ... ... The destroyer is fighting the hold. ... ... The destroyer is fighting the hold. The destroyer taps out. ]
Prez Foley - We can all get outta here now that Justin Sane has won!
Howard Finkle - The winner of this match, Justin Sane!!!
Damien Steele vs. Ryan Insane (Non-Title Match) gimmick (Balcony Brawl)
Howard Finkle - This match is a Balcony Brawl. On his way to the balcony at this time, weighing in at 225 pounds,, Ryan Insane!!! (crowd boos ****)
[Ryan Insane comes to the balcony. ]
Howard Finkle - and his opponent, weighing in at 225 pounds,, Damien Steele!!!
[Damien Steele walks to the balcony. Earl Hebner is the referee for this contest. Earl Hebner checks Ryan Insane's boots and knee pads. Damien Steele spits on Ryan Insane. (ding, ding, ding) A snap mare takes Damien Steele down. Ryan Insane stomps Damien Steele. Damien Steele climbs to his feet. Damien Steele pulls a jawbreaker from out of nowhere, sending Ryan Insane to the concrete in pain. Damien Steele climbs to his feet. Now Ryan Insane standing. Ryan Insane hits a koppo kick on Damien Steele. ]
J.R - Ryan Insane with a koppo kick.
[Damien Steele is up again. Ryan Insane's head is whipped back with a European uppercut by Damien Steele. ]
Prez Foley - Now, who in the hell would use a crap move like that, besides Damien Steele!
[Damien Steele locks Ryan Insane in a full nelson and slams him to the concrete. ]
J.R - My God!! What a match!
[Damien Steele executes a corkscrew legdrop on Ryan Insane. Damien Steele gets up. Ryan Insane stands up. Damien Steele's head pops back from the jab thrown by Ryan Insane. ]
King - jab by Ryan Insane.
[Ryan Insane dives at Damien Steele's legs, trying to turn the match around. Ryan Insane twists Damien Steele's arm, jumps, and dropkicks Damien Steele to the ground. ]
Prez Foley - So far, there has been some crappy action in this match, especially with a normal move like that!
[A corkscrew dropkick by Ryan Insane sends Damien Steele to the mat. Ryan Insane kicks Damien Steele on the concrete. Damien Steele is up again. Damien Steele winds back and chops Ryan Insane on the chest. Damien Steele picks up the exploding barbed-wire! Damien Steele sets the exploding barbed-wire down, and Damien Steele DDT's Ryan Insane on it!! Ryan Insane is busted open!! Damien Steele cuts Ryan Insane with a barbed-wire bat. Ryan Insane is bleeding as a result. Damien Steele kicks Ryan Insane in the stomach and executes the sitdown face slam. ]
King - sitdown faceslam (X-factor)!
[Damien Steele gets up. Damien Steele shoulder tackles Ryan Insane. Damien Steele moves back to his feet. Ryan Insane moves back to his feet. A side kick by Damien Steele turns the match around by knocking Ryan Insane to the concrete. Damien Steele gets back to his feet. A corkscrew dropkick by Damien Steele sends Ryan Insane to the mat. Now Damien Steele standing. Ryan Insane climbs to his feet. Ryan Insane goes for a springboard dropkick but Damien Steele dodges the attack. ]
Prez Foley - I have been waiting, and waiting to see some blood, and I finally have gotten what I came for!
[Damien Steele whips Ryan Insane into the ropes, then delivers a Rocker Dropper to Ryan Insane. Damien Steele swings a glass bottle and hits Ryan Insane. Ryan Insane is bleeding as a result. ]
J.R - Damien Steele is doing quite well at this point in the match.
[Ryan Insane gets back to his feet. Ryan Insane grabs Damien Steele's leg and takes him down. ]
King - single leg takedown by Ryan Insane.
[Now Damien Steele standing. Damien Steele slaps the face of Ryan Insane. Damien Steele gets back to his feet. Out of desperation, Damien Steele elbows Ryan Insane in the face. ]
Prez Foley - You are a freakin' wuss! Use something that will actually hurt Ryan Insane!
[Ryan Insane executes a great head and arm suplex to Damien Steele. Ryan Insane is back on his feet. The exploding barbed-wire is seen by Ryan Insane He picks it up! Ryan Insane throws the exploding barbed-wire at Damien Steele Damien Steele s face is busted wide open!! ]
King - Damien Steele is getting the crap kicked out of him!
Prez Foley - Blood And Gore is my motto! If there is no blood, what the hell is the use of having a match??
[Ryan Insane kicks Damien Steele on the concrete. Ryan Insane twists Damien Steele's arm, jumps, and dropkicks Damien Steele to the ground. Ryan Insane stands up. Ryan Insane kicks Damien Steele on the concrete. Ryan Insane executes a corkscrew legdrop on Damien Steele. Now Damien Steele standing. Ryan Insane brings Damien Steele's skull crashing down to the concrete with a DDT. Ryan Insane gets back to his feet. ]
King - What an outstanding match!
[Ryan Insane stomps Damien Steele's head. Now Damien Steele standing. Damien Steele comes from behind and bulldogs Ryan Insane. Damien Steele is back on his feet. Now Ryan Insane standing. Ryan Insane, trying to get Damien Steele down, picks Damien Steele up and slams him hard with an Aztecan suplex. Damien Steele with a luchadore style slingshot sommersault splash onto Ryan Insane. ]
J.R - Blood is all over the balcony.
[Damien Steele executes a corkscrew legdrop on Ryan Insane. Damien Steele gets back to his feet. Ryan Insane climbs to his feet. Ryan Insane slaps Damien Steele in the face. Ryan Insane punches Damien Steele in the gut. A spinning back suplex by Damien Steele slams Ryan Insane repeatedly into the concrete. ]
King - Nice spinning back suplex by Damien Steele.
[Damien Steele gets up. Ryan Insane climbs to his feet. Damien Steele picks up a chair! ]
Prez Foley - Somebody needs to be busted open! But, they are in a chair, and they can't get weapons! Damien Steele levels Ryan Insane with a chair!
[Damien Steele jabs Ryan Insane. In an attempt to even the match, Damien Steele rakes Ryan Insane's face. Damien Steele climbs to the top turnbuckle and Missle Dropkicks Ryan Insane. Damien Steele gets up. Damien Steele leaps from the corner, driving his head into Ryan Insane's chest. Damien Steele stands up. Damien Steele throws Ryan Insane over the balcony and onto the ground below!! Ryan Insane needs help! Damien Steele wins!! ]
King - We've got ourselves a winner!
Howard Finkle - The winner of this match, Damien Steele!!!
Neo vs. Jericho (European Title) gimmick (Inferno Hell in a Cell)
Howard Finkle - This match is an Inferno Hell in a Cell for the European Title title. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 225 pounds, from Alberta, Canada, Jericho!!!
[Break the walls down blare out of the speakers as Jericho makes his way to the ring ]
Howard Finkle - and his opponent, weighing in at 234 pounds, from ????, Neo!!!
[Rock is dead by Marilyn Manson blasts out of the speakers Jericho strikes Neo in the elbow. Neo gets on the turnbuckle and poses for the fans. (the bell rings) Neo punches Jericho in the mouth after Jericho pulled his hair. Jericho with a knife edge chop to Neo's chest. ]
Prez Foley - Jericho, you suck!! Do something that will impress me!
[Jericho takes a cheap shot with a kick to the groin. Jericho bites Neo's face out of desperation. ]
J.R - face bite!
[Jericho jabs Neo. Jericho climbs to the top turnbuckle, but Neo grabs him from behind and applies the belly-to-back. ]
King - Nice belly-to-back superplex by Neo.
[Neo moves back to his feet. Jericho stands up. Neo climbs out of the ring along with Jericho ]
J.R - Neo can get a weapn at floor inside the cell.
[Neo hits Jericho with a Baba chop. Neo and Jericho climb inside the ring. ]
King - It was a smart move to the ring. Jericho no longer has to watch out for weapons.
J.R - The BAWF is the only place for entertainment like this!
[Neo with an illegal chokehold on Jericho. ]
King - Follows up with a choke hold.
[Jericho knife edge chops Neo. Neo holds Jericho in the corner, choking him with his forearm. ]
Prez Foley - Get some action in this match by using something that is strong!
[Jericho tries to even the score with a bite to Neo's face. ]
J.R - Jericho executes a face bite.
[Jericho with a quick jab to Neo's chin. ]
Prez Foley - Now, who in the hell would use a crap move like that, besides Jericho!
[Neo delivers a spinning backbreak to Jericho. Jericho climbs to his feet. Neo short clothslines Jericho. Jericho on the canvas, and Neo with a measured fist drop. ]
King - Fist drop!
[Neo moves back to his feet. A corkscrew dropkick by Neo sends Jericho to the mat. Neo is up again. Jericho gets up. Jericho runs towards the ropes, springboards off, and splashes Neo. ]
J.R - Good springboard splash by Jericho.
[Jericho throws Neo out to the floor. Jericho swings cookie sheet and hits Neo. ]
King - Jericho is taking it to Neo.
Prez Foley - Once blood is somewhere, it is a good match!
[Jericho with an Air Sabu, and he hits it!! ]
King - Follows up with a Air Sabu.
[Jericho is up again. Neo gets up. Jericho rolls Neo under the bottom rope and climbs in. ]
J.R - It was a smart move to the ring. Neo no longer has to watch out for weapons.
[Neo punches Jericho in the mouth after Jericho pulled his hair. Jericho takes a cheap shot with a kick to the groin. Neo's head pops back from the jab thrown by Jericho. Jericho knife edge chops Neo. Jericho pulls Neo's hair. Neo, still standing, holds his sack after Jericho winded back and kicked him in the groin. ]
King - kick to the groin by Jericho.
[Neo leaps up, swings around Jericho and DDT's him onto the canvas. ]
J.R - That standing tornado DDT was very good.
[Jericho climbs to his feet. An Arabian Facebuster by Neo puts Jericho in pain. Neo is back on his feet. Jericho is back on his feet. Neo picks Jericho up in a fireman's carry and flapjacks him. Neo stands up. Neo throws Jericho out to the floor. ]
King - Weapons are everywhere all over floor inside the cell.
[Neo swings microphone wire and hits Jericho. Now Jericho standing. Jericho tries to even the score with a bite to Neo's face. Jericho with a knife edge chop to Neo's chest. Jericho is slammed into the padded ground by Neo with a Miavia Hurricaine Neo is back on his feet. Neo puts Jericho in an arm grapevine submission. Jericho gets back to his feet. Jericho locks Neo in a full nelson and slams him to the padded ground. Neo on the padded ground, and Jericho with a measured fist drop. ]
J.R - We've got ourselves a winner!
Howard Finkle - The winner of this match, and new European Title champion, Jericho!!!
Andrew the giant vs. William Regal (Non-Title Match) gimmick (Standard Match)
Howard Finkle - This match is a Standard Match. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 225 pounds, from Unknown a member of The Rockers he holds the BAWF Heavyweight Belt title belt, Andrew the giant!!! (crowd cheers ******)
[Kane/ Agression blasts out of the speakers ]
Howard Finkle - and his opponent, weighing in at 225 pounds, he holds the Intercontinental Belt title belt, William Regal!!! (crowd boos ***)
[William Regal walks to the ring. Earl Hebner is the referee for this contest. William Regal gets nailed with a charging axhandle bodyblock from Andrew the giant. William Regal grabs Andrew the giant's arm and strikes his elbow. (ring, ring, ring) William Regal takes a slap to the face from Andrew the giant. William Regal takes a cheap shot with a kick to the groin. William Regal jabs Andrew the giant. ]
Prez Foley - Get some action in this match by using something that is strong!
[William Regal pokes Andrew the giant in the eye with his thumb. Andrew the giant lifts William Regal up and drops him on the mat. Andrew the giant measures William Regal up and drops a closed fist. Andrew the giant is back on his feet. Andrew the giant fist drops William Regal on the mat. Andrew the giant moves back to his feet. Andrew the giant goes for a pin. The ref starts the count. ...1 ...2 William Regal escapes. ]
J.R - Andrew the giant should have known he wouldn't win the match with that.
[William Regal gets up. William Regal bites Andrew the giant's face out of desperation. Andrew the giant comes from behind and bulldogs William Regal. Now Andrew the giant standing. Andrew the giant covers William Regal. Earl Hebner counts. ...1 William Regal kicks out. ]
Prez Foley - Andrew the giant, you have just executed the absolute worst pin that I have ever seen!
[Now William Regal standing. William Regal gets picked up and dropped with the fireman's carry by Andrew the giant. Andrew the giant measures William Regal up and drops a closed fist. Andrew the giant is up again. William Regal climbs to his feet. Andrew the giant dropkicks William Regal to the face. Andrew the giant moves back to his feet. Andrew the giant takes off the turnbuckle, and now the steel is exposed! ]
J.R - Andrew the giant can't get a pin at the turnbuckle. Andrew the giant bashes William Regal s head into the steel that the turnbuckle was covering!
King - I wish every match could be like this!
[Andrew the giant measures William Regal up and drops a closed fist. Now William Regal standing. William Regal hits a koppo kick on Andrew the giant. ]
Prez Foley - William Regal is the only person in the world that would use a wuss move like that!
[William Regal hits Andrew the giant with an elbowdrop. ]
J.R - William Regal with a elbow drop.
[William Regal gets back to his feet. William Regal fist drops Andrew the giant on the mat. ]
King - Follows up with a Fist drop.
[William Regal climbs to his feet. William Regal flies from the turnbuckle with an elbowdrop. Andrew the giant gets back to his feet. Andrew the giant executes the brain buster on William Regal. ]
Prez Foley - William Regal is in trouble! Andrew the giant pulled out a pretty strong brain buster!
[Indian deathlock applied by Andrew the giant. The referee is checking the situation. ... ... ... Andrew the giant tightens the hold. Andrew the giant breaks the hold. ]
J.R - My God!! What a match!
[Now William Regal standing. William Regal knife edge chops Andrew the giant. William Regal kicks Andrew the giant in the stomach. Andrew the giant applies the clawhold on William Regal. William Regal jabs Andrew the giant. William Regal kicks Andrew the giant in the back of the leg. ]
Prez Foley - William Regal, you suck!! Do something that will impress me!
[William Regal fist drops Andrew the giant on the mat. William Regal gets back to his feet. Andrew the giant places William Regal on the turnbuckle and executes the double underhook superplex. ]
King - Nice double underhook superplex by Andrew the giant.
[Andrew the giant moves back to his feet. Andrew the giant searches in his tights.....Powder! Andrew the giant has found some powder! Andrew the giant tosses the white powder into William Regal s eyes while the ref isn't looking! William Regal can't see! ]
J.R - The Bad ass Wrestling Federation is the number on wrestling e-fed's
Prez Foley - Thank god there is blood in the ring or else Killer would be outta here!
[Andrew the giant measures William Regal up and drops a closed fist. William Regal pulls Andrew the giant's hair. Andrew the giant hits William Regal with an earringer. William Regal pokes Andrew the giant in the eye with his thumb. William Regal knife edge chops Andrew the giant. ]
King - Andrew the giant takes a knife edge chop.
[Andrew the giant grabs William Regal's head and DDT's him on the mat. Andrew the giant head butts William Regal. ]
J.R - If Andrew the giant keeps using moves like that falling head butt he could win the match!
[Andrew the giant is back on his feet. Andrew the giant puts the chicken wing on William Regal. Earl Hebner asks William Regal if he quits. ... ... Andrew the giant tightens the hold. ... William Regal is fighting the hold. Andrew the giant breaks the hold. Andrew the giant jumps through the middle rope, and drags William Regal from the ring, to the ringside area! ]
Prez Foley - Enough fighting in the ringside area!! Go fight someplace and make your opponent submit!
[Earl Hebner starts the count (.1) ]
J.R - My God!! What a match!
[(..2) Andrew the giant fist drops William Regal on the padded floor. Andrew the giant stands up. William Regal is up again. (...3) William Regal tries to even the score with a bite to Andrew the giant's face. (....4) William Regal, avoiding a punch, grabs Andrew the giant's arm and gives it an over the shoulder armbreaker. (.....5) William Regal throws Andrew the giant onto the entrance ramp. William Regal throws Andrew the giant back down to the ringside area. William Regal grabs Andrew the giant and brings him towards the steel ring post! William Regal kicks Andrew the giant in the groin. A plancha by William Regal crushes Andrew the giant. William Regal sucks chants start in the crowd. ]
Prez Foley - You shouldn't use a plancha in a match like this! You are never gonna win!
[William Regal is back on his feet. ]
J.R - I wish every match could be like this!
[Andrew the giant hits William Regal with the crotch slam. William Regal is back on his feet. William Regal drives Andrew the giant's head into the steel with a double arm DDT. Now Andrew the giant standing. William Regal whips Andrew the giant into the steel post! Andrew the giant is holding his shoulder in pain! ]
Prez Foley - William Regal, bust Andrew the giant open...bust him open damnit! I wanna see some blood on the padded floor!
[Earl Hebner starts the count (.1) William Regal swings the bell and hits Andrew the giant. ]
King - This is how wrestling should be!
[(..2) A koppo kick by William Regal sends Andrew the giant to the padded floor. (...3) Andrew the giant bounces William Regal off the ropes and faceslams him onto the padded floor. Andrew the giant is back on his feet. William Regal is back on his feet. (....4) William Regal hits Andrew the giant with a headbutt to the mid-section. (.....5) Andrew the giant carries William Regal over to the guardrail! Andrew the giant executes a headlock takedown. ]
Prez Foley - Andrew the giant is the only person in the world that would use a wuss move like that!
[William Regal stands up. William Regal hits Andrew the giant with a headbutt to the mid-section. William Regal knife edge chops Andrew the giant. A koppo kick by William Regal sends Andrew the giant to the metal. Andrew the giant is back on his feet. Andrew the giant hits William Regal with a double underhook piledrive right into the metal. William Regal gets up. Andrew the giant whips William Regal into the guardrail! Earl Hebner starts the count (.1) ]
J.R - The BAWF is the only place for entertainment like this! Is this a great match or not?
King - Yes sir!
Prez Foley - Once blood is somewhere, it is a good match!
[William Regal spins around Andrew the giant's back and DDT's him into the padded floor. William Regal and Andrew the giant continue fighting on the entrance ramp. (..2) ]
King - This is quality sports entertainment!
[OH!!! An Air Sabu by William Regal hits its mark on Andrew the giant. William Regal sucks chants start in the crowd. William Regal is up again. (...3) William Regal trys for a falling head butt but Andrew the giant avoids it. (....4) William Regal swings the bell and hits Andrew the giant. ]
Prez Foley - If these bastards don't get some action going, then Killer is gonna bust them both open!
[(.....5) William Regal drags Andrew the giant towards the ringside area. William Regal carries Andrew the giant over to the steel ring post! William Regal takes a cheap shot with a kick to the groin. Andrew the giant punches William Regal in the mouth after William Regal pulled his hair. Andrew the giant's head pops back from the jab thrown by William Regal. William Regal kicks Andrew the giant in the back. ]
King - kick!
[Andrew the giant on the steel, and William Regal with a measured fist drop. William Regal is back on his feet. William Regal flies from the turnbuckle with an elbowdrop. William Regal is back on his feet. Andrew the giant climbs to his feet. William Regal goes for a Standing Piledriver but Andrew the giant dodges the attack. Andrew the giant goes for a hotshot but William Regal dodges the attack. Andrew the giant slams William Regal shoulder first into the steel ring post! ]
Prez Foley - Come on ref! Count like this..1..2..3..4..5..6..7..8..9..10! Then this match can end faster!
[Earl Hebner starts the count (.1) Andrew the giant swings a chair and hits William Regal. William Regal is bleeding as a result. ]
J.R - My God!! What a match!
[William Regal leaps up, swings around Andrew the giant and DDT's him onto the padded floor. ]
Prez Foley - Andrew the giant is in trouble! William Regal pulled out a pretty strong standing tornado DDT!
[William Regal carries Andrew the giant over to the steel steps! ]
J.R - It was a smart move to the steel steps. Andrew the giant no longer has to watch out for weapons. William Regal picks up the steel steps and smashes Andrew the giant over the head with them! Andrew the giant is in pain!
[(..2) William Regal swings the bell and hits Andrew the giant. ]
King - Ha! These guys are almost as good as me. Wouldn't you agree?
Prez Foley - You are f'n wrong!
[Andrew the giant gets up. (...3) Andrew the giant with an illegal chokehold on William Regal. (....4) Andrew the giant fist drops William Regal on the padded floor. ]
King - fist drop by Andrew the giant.
[Andrew the giant stands up. (.....5) Andrew the giant carries William Regal over to the steel steps! Andrew the giant measures William Regal up and drops a closed fist. Andrew the giant is back on his feet. William Regal pokes Andrew the giant in the eye with his thumb. Andrew the giant double underhook faceslams William Regal hard to the William Regal. Andrew the giant fist drops William Regal on the steel. Andrew the giant gets up. William Regal gets back to his feet. A side suplex by William Regal takes Andrew the giant to the mat hard. ]
J.R - That side suplex was very good.
[Now William Regal standing. Andrew the giant climbs to his feet. William Regal gets hit with a fisherman suplex by Andrew the giant. ]
Prez Foley - This match isn't going to go on for much longer now that Andrew the giant has some momentum going!
[Andrew the giant is up again. Now William Regal standing. ]
King - What a match!
[Andrew the giant hits the fallaway slam on William Regal. ]
J.R - That fallaway slam was very good.
[Andrew the giant whips William Regal into the steel steps! William Regal is hurting! ]
Prez Foley - What are you waiting for! Grab that barbed-wire bat! Grab that singapore cane! Grab anything!!
[Earl Hebner starts the count (.1) Now William Regal standing. (..2) William Regal grabs Andrew the giant by the arm and breaks it over his shoulder. (...3) Andrew the giant hits William Regal with a headbutt to the mid-section. ]
J.R - William Regal takes a headbutt.
[(....4) Andrew the giant bounces William Regal off the ropes and clotheslines him. William Regal gets back to his feet. (.....5) William Regal drags Andrew the giant towards the guardrail! William Regal tries to even the score with a bite to Andrew the giant's face. William Regal gets thrown into the turnbuckle. Andrew the giant comes over and smashes William Regal's head into it. Andrew the giant forearm smashes William Regal. ]
King - Follows up with a forearm smash.
[Andrew the giant bounces William Regal off the ropes and clotheslines him. Andrew the giant fist drops William Regal on the metal. Andrew the giant moves back to his feet. Andrew the giant fist drops William Regal on the metal. ]
Prez Foley - Andrew the giant, you suck!! Do something that will impress me!
[Andrew the giant is back on his feet. William Regal moves back to his feet. William Regal goes for a spinning back suplex but Andrew the giant dodges the attack. ]
King - This is how wrestling should be!
[Andrew the giant is nailed with a waistlock suplex from William Regal. William Regal throws Andrew the giant into the guardrail! Earl Hebner starts the count (.1) ]
Prez Foley - Blood and Gore is the best!
[Andrew the giant climbs to his feet. (..2) Andrew the giant with an illegal chokehold on William Regal. William Regal moves back to his feet. (...3) Andrew the giant punches William Regal, then William Regal pulls Andrew the giant's hair when the ref isn't looking. ]
J.R - Andrew the giant takes a hair pull.
[(....4) Andrew the giant's head pops back from the jab thrown by William Regal. (.....5) William Regal grabs Andrew the giant and brings him towards the steel ring post! William Regal hits Andrew the giant with a headbutt to the mid-section. ]
Prez Foley - So far, there has been some crappy action in this match, especially with a normal move like that!
[Andrew the giant picks up William Regal and executes the cradle DDT. ]
J.R - If Andrew the giant keeps using moves like that cradle DDT he could win the match!
[Now Andrew the giant standing. William Regal is in trouble here as Andrew the giant slams him shoulder first into the steel ring post! ]
Prez Foley - I can't wait to see somebody get busted open by a weapon!
[Earl Hebner starts the count (.1) Andrew the giant swings the camera cables and hits William Regal. ]
Prez Foley - Is a hardcore match hardcore without weapons?
J.R - Nope.
[(..2) William Regal knife edge chops Andrew the giant. Andrew the giant sends William Regal into Earl Hebner he goes down. William Regal gets thrown into the turnbuckle. Andrew the giant comes over and smashes William Regal's head into it. Andrew the giant double underhook faceslams William Regal hard to the William Regal. Justin Sane comes to the ringside area. Justin Sane hits Andrew the giant with a single arm DDT. Andrew the giant gets up. Justin Sane executes a spinning DDT, planting Andrew the giant's head in the padded floor. Justin Sane is back on his feet. Ordered is restored. Earl Hebner gets up. (...3) Andrew the giant suplexes William Regal. Andrew the giant falls head first into William Regal. William Regal gets back to his feet. (....4) Andrew the giant dropkicks William Regal to the knee. Andrew the giant moves back to his feet. Andrew the giant fist drops William Regal on the padded floor. (.....5) ]
King - Those idiots better pay attention to Earl Hebner!
[Andrew the giant falls head first into William Regal. Andrew the giant gets back to his feet. Andrew the giant measures William Regal up and drops a closed fist. William Regal climbs to his feet. (......6) ]
J.R - Andrew the giant can't win the match out there.
[Andrew the giant lifts William Regal up and drops him on the padded floor. Now William Regal standing. William Regal gets hit with a fisherman suplex by Andrew the giant. Andrew the giant chants start. Andrew the giant gets up. (.......7) Andrew the giant measures William Regal up and drops a closed fist. Andrew the giant moves back to his feet. William Regal gets back to his feet. Andrew the giant hits William Regal with the crotch slam. (........8) Andrew the giant measures William Regal up and drops a closed fist. Andrew the giant gets up. Andrew the giant measures William Regal up and drops a closed fist. Andrew the giant chants start. Andrew the giant moves back to his feet. Andrew the giant goes to the ring. (.........9)(...........10). ]
King - Andrew the giant has won the match!
Howard Finkle - The winner of this match, Andrew the giant!!!
Brutal Barney vs. Hardcore Hardy vs. The destroyer (Non-Title Match) gimmick (Hardcore Playground Brawl)
Howard Finkle - This match is a Hardcore Playground Brawl. Coming to In the playground first, weighing in at 450 pounds, from Felinfoel, Brutal Barney!!! (crowd boos *****)
['Coparation' blasts out of the speakers ]
Howard Finkle - The second in this three way match, weighing in at 225 pounds,, Hardcore Hardy!!!
[Hardcore Hardy walks to In the playground. ]
Howard Finkle - And third, weighing in at 410 pounds, from ????, The destroyer!!!
[Break stuff blasts out of the speakers Brutal Barney walks around the ring. Hardcore Hardy gives The destroyer the finger. The destroyer yells at the crowd. (ding, ding, ding) Hardcore Hardy get nailed with a double axhandle chop from The destroyer. ]
J.R - Hardcore Hardy takes a double axehandle chop.
[Hardcore Hardy elbow smashes The destroyer in the nose. ]
Prez Foley - You shouldn't use a elbow smash in a match like this! You are never gonna win!
[The destroyer trips Hardcore Hardy up with a single leg takedown. Hardcore Hardy gets up. Hardcore Hardy slaps both sides of The destroyer's head out of desperation. An Aztecan suplex by The destroyer proves to be too much for Hardcore Hardy. Hardcore Hardy is lying on the dirt in pain. The destroyer gets up. Hardcore Hardy gets up. Hardcore Hardy trys for a Missle Dropkick but The destroyer avoids it. Hardcore Hardy goes to the slide. Hardcore Hardy with a cheap thumb to the eye of The destroyer. The destroyer tackles Hardcore Hardy. Now Hardcore Hardy standing. Hardcore Hardy slaps The destroyer. ]
Prez Foley - Hardcore Hardy is the only person in the world that would use a wuss move like that!
[A flying shoulder block send The destroyer to the grass. Hardcore Hardy twists The destroyer's arm, jumps, and dropkicks The destroyer to the ground. Hardcore Hardy hits The destroyer with an elbowdrop. Hardcore Hardy twists The destroyer's arm, jumps, and dropkicks The destroyer to the ground. Now Hardcore Hardy standing. The destroyer stands up. The destroyer hits a running forearm smash on Hardcore Hardy's face. The destroyer stomps Hardcore Hardy's head. Hardcore Hardy on the grass, and The destroyer with a measured fist drop. ]
J.R - Fist drop!
[The destroyer is back on his feet. Hardcore Hardy gets hit with a diving elbow smash from The destroyer. ]
Prez Foley - You shouldn't use a diving elbow smash in a match like this! You are never gonna win!
[The destroyer is up again. The destroyer kicks Hardcore Hardy on the grass. The destroyer jumps and elbow smashes the lying Hardcore Hardy. ]
King - diving elbow smash by The destroyer.
[The destroyer moves back to his feet. Hardcore Hardy stands up. Brutal Barney trys for a fireman's carry into flapjack but The destroyer avoids it. ]
J.R - The Bad ass Wrestling Federation is the number on wrestling e-fed's
[Brutal Barney trys for a double underhook superplex but The destroyer avoids it. Brutal Barney throws a bucket at The destroyer. Hardcore Hardy trys for a tiger driver but is not strong enough to lift Brutal Barney.Hardcore Hardy applies the double armbar submission to Brutal Barney. Brutal Barney looks like he's in pain. Referee Earl Hebner is checking for a tap out. ... Brutal Barney is fighting the hold. ... ... ... Brutal Barney trys to escape. Hardcore Hardy breaks the hold. Hardcore Hardy climbs down the slide. Hardcore Hardy swings a 2 X 4 and hits Brutal Barney. Brutal Barney breaks a 2 X 4. Brutal Barney is bleeding as a result. ]
J.R - Blood is all over near a swing set.
[The destroyer goes for a flying forearm but Hardcore Hardy dodges the attack. Hardcore Hardy heads to the slide. ]
King - Damn!
[The destroyer grabs Hardcore Hardy's head and DDT's him on the grass. The destroyer is up again. Hardcore Hardy moves away from the slide. ]
J.R - Hardcore Hardy could use some help about now.
Prez Foley - Blood And Gore is my motto! If there is no blood, what the hell is the use of having a match??
[The destroyer trys for a frog splash but Hardcore Hardy avoids it. ]
King - Hardcore Hardy is getting the crap kicked out of him!
[Brutal Barney picks up The destroyer and front slams him on the dirt. Hardcore Hardy is back on his feet. Hardcore Hardy hits The destroyer with an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle. Hardcore Hardy gets up. A corkscrew dropkick by Hardcore Hardy sends The destroyer to the mat. Hardcore Hardy moves back to his feet. Hardcore Hardy hits The destroyer with an elbowdrop. ]
Prez Foley - Normal Moves suck! Use something stronger!
[Hardcore Hardy gets up. Hardcore Hardy flies from the turnbuckle with an elbowdrop. Hardcore Hardy is up again. Hardcore Hardy twists The destroyer's arm, jumps, and dropkicks The destroyer to the ground. Hardcore Hardy is back on his feet. A corkscrew dropkick by Hardcore Hardy sends The destroyer to the mat. ]
King - The destroyer takes a corkscrew legdrop.
[Hardcore Hardy stands up. Hardcore Hardy covers The destroyer hooking the leg. The ref starts the count. ...1 The destroyer kicks out. ]
Prez Foley - Weak...Weak....Weak! Is that the only kind of moves that you are able to do?!?
[The destroyer gets back to his feet. The destroyer picks up Hardcore Hardy and scoop slams him on the dirt. ]
J.R - Good scoop slam by The destroyer.
[Hardcore Hardy goes to the swings. The destroyer jumps on to a chair, onto the turnbuckle, and then onto Hardcore Hardy with the Triple Jump Moonsault ]
King - What a match!
[Brutal Barney hits the handspring moonsault on Hardcore Hardy. Brutal Barney sucks chants start in the crowd. Brutal Barney covers Hardcore Hardy. Earl Hebner counts. ...1 ...2 Hardcore Hardy escapes. ]
J.R - That was almost the end of the match right there!
[Hardcore Hardy gets back to his feet. Brutal Barney is bounced off the ropes and hit with the Rocker Dropper. The destroyer throws a bucket at Brutal Barney. Brutal Barney can't breathe after a sitdown splash by The destroyer hits him in the chest. The destroyer is back on his feet. The destroyer executes a flying knee drop right to the gut of Brutal Barney. The destroyer leaves the swings. The destroyer is nailed with a dropkick from the top rope by Hardcore Hardy. Hardcore Hardy gets back to his feet. ]
Prez Foley - You guys really suck! There is no action in this match! Grab some weapons!
[Hardcore Hardy jumps from the second turnbuckle, kicking The destroyer in the head, taking him down. ]
King - flying kick by Hardcore Hardy.
[Hardcore Hardy slaps the indian deathlock onto The destroyer's legs. Referee Earl Hebner is checking for a tap out. ... ... ... Hardcore Hardy breaks the hold. Hardcore Hardy throws a bucket at The destroyer. Brutal Barney moves back to his feet. Brutal Barney executes a jawbreakeron Hardcore Hardy. ]
[Brutal Barney jabs Hardcore Hardy. Hardcore Hardy trys for a gut-wrench suplex but is not strong enough to lift Brutal Barney.Now The destroyer standing. The destroyer pins Brutal Barney against the ropes and chokes him with his forearm. ]
King - forearm choke!
[Brutal Barney chops The destroyer. The destroyer looks like he is going to backhand Brutal Barney, but he makes a fist, Punching Brutal Barney. ]
Prez Foley - Get some action in this match by using something that is strong!
[Brutal Barney gets caught with an elbowsmash to the face. Brutal Barney with a headbutt on The destroyer. The destroyer uses a snap mare takeover on Brutal Barney. The destroyer fist drops Brutal Barney on the dirt. ]
King - Follows up with a Fist drop.
[Now Brutal Barney standing. The destroyer hits Brutal Barney with a heart punch. Brutal Barney is up again. Brutal Barney nails The destroyer with an inverted DDT. Now Brutal Barney standing. The destroyer goes to the swings. They lockup. Brutal Barney sends The destroyer to the corner of near a swing set. The destroyer explodes with a kick to Brutal Barney's head. The destroyer gets picked up and dropped with the fireman's carry by Brutal Barney. Brutal Barney covers The destroyer hooking the leg. Earl Hebner counts the pin. ...1 The destroyer escapes. ]
Prez Foley - With such a weak pin like that, Brutal Barney, you mine as well go back to where you came from!
[The destroyer is back on his feet. The destroyer slaps both sides of Brutal Barney's head out of desperation. ]
J.R - The destroyer executes a earringer.
[Brutal Barney with an illegal chokehold on The destroyer. The destroyer climbs to his feet. Hardcore Hardy trys for a meltdown but is not strong enough to lift Brutal Barney.Hardcore Hardy strings Brutal Barney up with the (name of finisher). Referee Earl Hebner is checking for a tap out. ... Hardcore Hardy tightens the hold. ... The destroyer attacks Hardcore Hardy breaking the hold. Brutal Barney is knocked down by Hardcore Hardy's massive superkick. Hardcore Hardy hits Brutal Barney with an elbowdrop. Hardcore Hardy gets up. Hardcore Hardy hits Brutal Barney with an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle. ]
King - elbow drop by Hardcore Hardy.
[Now Hardcore Hardy standing. Brutal Barney is back on his feet. Brutal Barney with a jumping DDT on Hardcore Hardy. ]
J.R - If Brutal Barney keeps using moves like that jumping DDT he could win the match!
[Brutal Barney climbs to his feet. Hardcore Hardy gets knock to the ground while Brutal Barney locks him in the chinlock deathlock submission. Earl Hebner asks Hardcore Hardy if he quits. ... ... Hardcore Hardy is fighting the hold. ... Hardcore Hardy is fighting the hold. ... Hardcore Hardy escapes. Brutal Barney leaps off the swings, and rolls towards the jungle gym. ]
J.R - Brutal Barney is doing quite well at this point in the match.
[The destroyer lifts his hands into the air and gives the crowd a crotch chop. ]
Prez Foley - You are a freakin' wuss! Use something that will actually hurt Hardcore Hardy!
[The destroyer twists Hardcore Hardy's arm, jumps, and dropkicks Hardcore Hardy to the ground. The destroyer gets back to his feet. Hardcore Hardy stands up. Hardcore Hardy with an Aztecan suplex on The destroyer sends him to the grass. The destroyer brings out a page from Ric Flair's handbook. Eye poking Hardcore Hardy. ]
J.R - The destroyer executes a eye poke.
[The destroyer hits with a mule kick. Hardcore Hardy gets up. The destroyer on the turnbuckleHardcore Hardy rising from the mat,The destroyer leaps from the top rope with a bodypress. The destroyer climbs to his feet. Hardcore Hardy climbs to his feet. Brutal Barney goes for a inveted power bomb but Hardcore Hardy dodges the attack. Brutal Barney is smashed with a flying clothesline by The destroyer from the top rope. The destroyer locks Brutal Barney in that boston crab. Referee Earl Hebner is checking for a tap out. ... The destroyer tightens the hold. ... (AHHHH!) Brutal Barney escapes. The destroyer moves away from the jungle gym. The destroyer swings a chair and hits Brutal Barney. Brutal Barney is bleeding as a result. Hardcore Hardy hits The destroyer with the Asia moonsault bodyblock. Hardcore Hardy is trying to put The destroyer away with a choking sleeper. Referee Earl Hebner is checking for a tap out. ... The destroyer trys to escape. ... Brutal Barney attacks Hardcore Hardy breaking the hold. Hardcore Hardy and The destroyer move from In the playground to a sandbox ]
Prez Foley - You have weapons around here, so why don't you use them!
[A corkscrew dropkick by Hardcore Hardy sends The destroyer to the mat. ]
King - The destroyer takes a corkscrew legdrop.
[Hardcore Hardy stands up. Hardcore Hardy flies from the turnbuckle with an elbowdrop. ]
J.R - elbow drop!
[Hardcore Hardy gets up. The destroyer off the top rope with a sommersault legdrop onto Hardcore Hardy's chest. ]
Prez Foley - This match isn't going to go on for much longer now that The destroyer has some momentum going!
[The destroyer stands up. The destroyer puts the chicken wing on Hardcore Hardy. Earl Hebner is checking for a tap out. ... The destroyer tightens the hold. ... The destroyer tightens the hold. ... Hardcore Hardy escapes. ]
J.R - The destroyer's momma would be proud!
[Brutal Barney is up again. Brutal Barney gouges The destroyer's eyes out. ]
Prez Foley - So far, there has been some crappy action in this match, especially with a normal move like that!
[The destroyer punches Brutal Barney in the head. ]
King - punch by The destroyer.
[Brutal Barney gets picked up and dropped with the fireman's carry by The destroyer. The destroyer measures Brutal Barney up and drops a closed fist. The destroyer is up again. The destroyer twists Brutal Barney's arm, jumps, and dropkicks Brutal Barney to the ground. The destroyer with a huge shooting star press, pinning Brutal Barney. Earl Hebner counts the pin. ...1 ...2 Hardcore Hardy kicks The destroyer off of Brutal Barney. ]
Prez Foley - The destroyer, you better go back to Gold's Gym and work out, cause you aren't good enough to be here!
[Brutal Barney stands up. Brutal Barney does a handspring and hits The destroyer with a bodyblock, what a move! Brutal Barney stands up. Brutal Barney with the hammerlock on The destroyer. Referee Earl Hebner is checking for a tap out. ... (AHHHH!) ... ... Brutal Barney breaks the hold. ]
King - What an outstanding match!
[Hardcore Hardy gets back to his feet. Hardcore Hardy executes a corkscrew legdrop on The destroyer. Hardcore Hardy gets back to his feet. Hardcore Hardy hits The destroyer with an elbowdrop. ]
Prez Foley - You shouldn't use a elbow drop in a match like this! You are never gonna win!
[Hardcore Hardy twists The destroyer's arm, jumps, and dropkicks The destroyer to the ground. Hardcore Hardy stands up. The destroyer is up again. The destroyer executes the airplane spin and throws Hardcore Hardy onto the sand. The destroyer with a huge shooting star press, pinning Hardcore Hardy. Referee Earl Hebner makes the count. ...1 ...2 Hardcore Hardy kicks out. ]
King - OHHHHHHH So close!!!
[Hardcore Hardy climbs to his feet. Hardcore Hardy heads to the slide. Swinging Neck-Breaker from The destroyer takes Hardcore Hardy down. Hardcore Hardy gets hit with a diving elbow smash from The destroyer. Hardcore Hardy gets back to his feet. Hardcore Hardy brings out a page from Ric Flair's handbook. Eye poking The destroyer. Hardcore Hardy shoulder tackles The destroyer. Hardcore Hardy is back on his feet. Hardcore Hardy jabs The destroyer. Hardcore Hardy trips The destroyer up with a single leg takedown. The destroyer hits a power slam on Hardcore Hardy. Hardcore Hardy is knocked to the ground by The destroyer's handspring moonsault. The destroyer moves back to his feet. Brutal Barney hits a frog splash on Hardcore Hardy. Brutal Barney climbs to his feet. ]
King - Is that the greatest move ever or what?
J.R - Yes sir!
[The destroyer on the tope rope, leaping, and connecting with a devistating diving headbutt. ]
Prez Foley - Hardcore Hardy is in trouble! The destroyer pulled out a pretty strong diving headbutt!
[The destroyer is back on his feet. The destroyer climbs down the slide. The destroyer swings a ladder and hits Hardcore Hardy. Hardcore Hardy is bleeding as a result. The destroyer stomps Hardcore Hardy's head. Hardcore Hardy with an illegal chokehold on The destroyer. Hardcore Hardy flies from the turnbuckle with an elbowdrop. Hardcore Hardy moves back to his feet. Hardcore Hardy twists The destroyer's arm, jumps, and dropkicks The destroyer to the ground. Hardcore Hardy is back on his feet. Hardcore Hardy executes a corkscrew legdrop on The destroyer. Hardcore Hardy rakes the face of The destroyer in attempt to make a come back. The destroyer gets hit with a fisherman suplex by Brutal Barney. The destroyer stands up. Indian deathlock applied by Brutal Barney. The referee is checking the situation. ... ... Brutal Barney tightens the hold. Hardcore Hardy attacks Brutal Barney breaking the hold. Brutal Barney hits The destroyer with the back of his elbow. Brutal Barney punches The destroyer in the gut. Hardcore Hardy lifts The destroyer and delivers a back breaker. Hardcore Hardy leaps off the swings, and rolls towards the jungle gym. ]
J.R - The BAWF is the only place for entertainment like this!
[A discus punch from out of nowhere by Hardcore Hardy connects with The destroyer's chin, sending him down. The destroyer stands up. A flying shoulder block send Hardcore Hardy to the grass. Flying side kick by Hardcore Hardy takes The destroyer off his feet. Now Hardcore Hardy standing. Brutal Barney hits The destroyer with the double arm DDT into the grass. Brutal Barney moves back to his feet. The destroyer stands up. Indian deathlock applied by Brutal Barney. The referee is checking the situation. ... ... The destroyer is fighting the hold. ... The destroyer escapes. Brutal Barney throws a ladder at The destroyer. The destroyer is bleeding as a result. ]
Prez Foley - The blood in near the jungle gym is like kool-aid! It just keeps flowing! God I love it!
[Brutal Barney puts The destroyer on the turnbuckle and executes a belly-to-belly superplex. ]
J.R - Nice belly-to-belly superplex by Brutal Barney.
[Brutal Barney covers The destroyer hooking the leg. Referee Earl Hebner makes the count. ...1 ...2 Hardcore Hardy kicks Brutal Barney off of The destroyer. ]
Prez Foley - I would not let a win slip out of my hands just like Brutal Barney did without having a good move!
[The destroyer is back on his feet. ]
J.R - My God!! What a match!
[Brutal Barney grabs The destroyer's head and DDT's him on the grass. Brutal Barney puts The destroyer in the hangman submission. Earl Hebner is checking for a tap out. ... ... ... The destroyer escapes. Brutal Barney moves away from the jungle gym. Brutal Barney chokes The destroyer with a chair. The destroyer is bleeding as a result. A toss into the ropes by Hardcore Hardy, and The destroyer is running back, only to be hit with a backdrop driver. Now Hardcore Hardy standing. Hardcore Hardy covers The destroyer hooking the leg. Referee Earl Hebner makes the count. ...1 ...2 The destroyer kicks out. ]
Prez Foley - Almost! I wish Hardcore Hardy had won right there so we all could go home!
[The destroyer moves back to his feet. Hardcore Hardy throws a bucket at The destroyer. Brutal Barney picks up The destroyer and drops him neck first on the ropes. Brutal Barney sucks chants start in the crowd. The destroyer gets back to his feet. Brutal Barney picks up The destroyer and drops him neck first on the ropes. Hardcore Hardy moves to the jungle gym. Hardcore Hardy kicks Brutal Barney in the back of the leg. Hardcore Hardy hits Brutal Barney with an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle. Now Brutal Barney standing. Brutal Barney recieves a 5 Star Frog Splash from Hardcore Hardy off of the top rope. Hardcore Hardy rolls Brutal Barney up with a backward bridge. Earl Hebner counts the pin. ...1 ...2 ...3 ]
King - We've got ourselves a winner!
Howard Finkle - The winner of this match, Hardcore Hardy!!!
Ace vs. Crow (Extreme title) gimmick (Hell in the Cell)
Howard Finkle - This match is a Hell in the Cell for the Extreme title title. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 225 pounds, he holds the Hardcore belt title belt, Ace!!! (crowd boos ******)
["Wait and bleed blasts out of the speakers as Ace enters the arena" ]
Howard Finkle - and his opponent, weighing in at 450 pounds, from Unknown he holds the Extreme title title belt, Crow!!! (crowd boos ******)
[Still don't give a fuck blasts out of the speakers Ace grabs Crow's arm and strikes his elbow. Crow brings Ace's girlfriend with him and makes out with her right in front of Ace. (the bell rings) Ace whips Crow's feet from under him with a side kick. Now Ace standing. Ace flies from the turnbuckle with an elbowdrop. Ace is back on his feet. Crow gets up. Crow delivers a short-arm clothesline to Ace. Ace kicks Crow in the back of the leg. Ace covers Crow. The ref starts the count. ...1 ...2 Crow kicks out. ]
J.R - Ace should have known better than to try for a pin at this point in the match.
[Crow gets back to his feet. Ace executes a jawbreakeron Crow. Ace climbs to his feet. A Frankensteiner by Crow tatoos Ace's forhead with the mat's texture. Crow is back on his feet. Crow takes Ace to the floor. ]
Prez Foley - These guys are the definition of mentally handicapped! They can't win here! Get it straight!
[Crow with a falling splash on Ace. ]
J.R - If Crow keeps using moves like that falling splash he could win the match!
[Crow gets up. Ace is back on his feet. ]
King - This is quality sports entertainment!
J.R - ringside is covered with blood from these fighters.
[Crow bites Ace's face out of desperation. ]
King - face bite by Crow.
[Crow goes to the top and executes a flying hip attack on Ace. ]
Prez Foley - Why would you use a crappy flying hip attack like that if you wanna win!
[Crow climbs to his feet. Ace is set up on the turnbuckle by Crow. Crow pulls off a beautiful belly-to-back superplex. ]
King - Ace really felt that belly-to-back superplex!
[Crow is back on his feet. ]
Prez Foley - You have weapons around here, so why don't you use them!
[Crow hits the flying legdrop across Ace's neck. Crow climbs to his feet. Crow hits Ace with a flying senton. Crow moves back to his feet. Ace stands up. Crow and Ace climb into the ring. Crow drops Ace on some tacks. Crow hiptosses Ace. Crow hits a frog splash on Ace. Crow moves back to his feet. Crow Choke Slams Ace. Ace looks to be out cold! Ace gets hit with the shooting star press from Crow. Earl Hebner counts the pin. ...1 ...2 ...3 ]
J.R - Crow has won the match!
Howard Finkle - The winner of this match, and still Extreme title champion, Crow!!!
Chyna vs. Gage Weiss (Intercontinental Belt) gimmick (Fireworks Factory match)
Howard Finkle - This match is a Fireworks Factory match for the Intercontinental Belt title. On his way to Inside the factory at this time, weighing in at 225 pounds,, Gage Weiss!!! (crowd boos ******)
[The armageddon song blares out of the speakers ]
Howard Finkle - and his opponent, weighing in at 180 pounds,, Chyna!!! (crowd cheers *****)
[I am who I am blasts out of the speakers as Chyna enters the Arena. Gage Weiss talks about Chyna's mom. Chyna strikes Gage Weiss in the elbow. (ring, ring, ring) A koppo kick by Gage Weiss sends Chyna to the concrete. ]
King - Chyna takes a koppo kick.
[Chyna stands up. Chyna elbow smashes Gage Weiss in the nose. ]
J.R - Gage Weiss takes a elbow smash.
[Gage Weiss grabs Chyna by the arm and breaks it over his shoulder. Chyna brings out a page from Ric Flair's handbook. Eye poking Gage Weiss. Gage Weiss with a cheap thumb to the eye of Chyna. Gage Weiss kicks Chyna in the back. Chyna gets up. Chyna takes Gage Weiss down with an Arabian Facebuster. ]
[An elbow submission by Chyna brings Gage Weiss down to the concrete. Referee Earl Hebner is checking for a tap out. ... (AHHHH!) ... Gage Weiss trys to escape. ... Gage Weiss escapes. Gage Weiss planchas on to Chyna. ]
Prez Foley - Chyna is the only person in the world that would use a wuss move like that!
[Gage Weiss tries to even the score with a bite to Chyna's face. ]
J.R - Gage Weiss with a face bite.
[Gage Weiss hits Chyna with a headbutt to the mid-section. ]
King - Chyna takes a headbutt.
[Chyna kicks Gage Weiss in the stomach. Now Gage Weiss standing. Gage Weiss bites Chyna's face out of desperation. ]
J.R - Gage Weiss with a face bite.
[Gage Weiss with a headbutt on Chyna. ]
Prez Foley - Wussie....Wussie....Wussie! Start the damn chant cause Gage Weiss can't do anything good!
[Gage Weiss kicks Chyna in the back. Chyna gets up. Gage Weiss lifts Chyna and delivers a back breaker. Gage Weiss climbs the steps. ]
J.R - Gage Weiss's momma would be proud!
[Gage Weiss's senton splash from the top rope nails Chyna in the chest. Gage Weiss sucks chants start in the crowd. Gage Weiss climbs to his feet. Gage Weiss grabs Chyna's leg and takes him down, then locks his leg. Earl Hebner asks Chyna if he quits. ... ... Chyna trys to escape. ... ... Gage Weiss tightens the hold. Chyna escapes. Chyna takes Gage Weiss off his feet with a short-arm clothesline Chyna flies from the turnbuckle with an elbowdrop. Chyna executes a corkscrew legdrop on Gage Weiss. Chyna is back on his feet. Gage Weiss climbs to his feet. Chyna with an Aztecan suplex on Gage Weiss sends him to the steel. Gage Weiss gets back to his feet. Chyna low blows Gage Weiss. Gage Weiss gets up. Gage Weiss kicks Chyna in the stomack. Then Gage Weiss grabs Chyna's waist and executes a gut-wrench suplex. ]
King - What a gut-wrench suplex!!
[Gage Weiss gets up. Gage Weiss swings a giant firework and hits Chyna. Chyna breaks a giant firework. Gage Weiss punches Chyna repeatedly. ]
J.R - Chyna takes a weak move.
[Gage Weiss with a cheap thumb to the eye of Chyna. Gage Weiss grabs Chyna by the arm and breaks it over his shoulder. Gage Weiss hits a koppo kick on Chyna. ]
King - Chyna takes a koppo kick.
[Chyna climbs to his feet. A toss into the ropes by Chyna, and Gage Weiss is running back, only to be hit with a backdrop driver. Chyna chants start. ]
J.R - Nice backdrop driver by Chyna.
[Chyna lands on the ramp. Chyna throws Gage Weiss into a steel chair. Gage Weiss is bleeding as a result. ]
King - The steel is covered with blood from that injury.
[Chyna jumps off of the turnbuckle nailing Gage Weiss with an Asia Moonsault. Chyna moves back to his feet. Chyna covers Gage Weiss. Earl Hebner counts. ...1 ...2 Gage Weiss kicks out. ]
J.R - Chyna almost won the match!
[Gage Weiss enters the office. Chyna applies the double underhook, then jumps up, bringing Gage Weiss down to the concrete onto his face. ]
Prez Foley - Once blood is somewhere, it is a good match!
[Chyna leg drops the throat of Gage Weiss. Chyna exits the office. ]
King - The concrete is covered with blood from that injury.
[Now Gage Weiss standing. Gage Weiss hits a koppo kick on Chyna. Gage Weiss holds his head after recieving an earringer from Chyna. Gage Weiss is knocked down by Chyna's massive superkick. Chyna hits Gage Weiss with an elbowdrop. Chyna climbs to his feet. Gage Weiss gets back to his feet. Chyna slaps the face of Gage Weiss. Chyna gets back to his feet. Chyna tries to even the match with a flying shoulder block. Chyna climbs to his feet. Chyna twists Gage Weiss's arm, jumps, and dropkicks Gage Weiss to the ground. ]
J.R - Gage Weiss takes a corkscrew legdrop.
[Chyna climbs to his feet. A corkscrew dropkick by Chyna sends Gage Weiss to the mat. ]
Prez Foley - Chyna, you suck!! Do something that will impress me!
[Chyna hits Gage Weiss with an elbowdrop. Chyna hits Gage Weiss with an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle. Chyna moves back to his feet. Chyna covers Gage Weiss. The ref starts the count. ...1 Gage Weiss kicks out. ]
J.R - You just can't win this early in a match. Especially with an opponent like Gage Weiss.
[Gage Weiss moves back to his feet. Chyna pokes Gage Weiss in the eye with his thumb. ]
Prez Foley - Why would you use a crappy thumb to the eye like that if you wanna win!
[Gage Weiss with a huge fisherman brainbuster on Chyna. Gage Weiss sucks chants start in the crowd. Gage Weiss applies the full nelson to Chyna. Earl Hebner is checking for a tap out. ... ... Chyna trys to escape. ... ... (AHHHH!) Chyna escapes. ]
J.R - The BAWF is the only place for entertainment like this!
[Chyna stands up. Chyna trips Gage Weiss up with a single leg takedown. A corkscrew dropkick by Chyna sends Gage Weiss to the mat. Chyna climbs to his feet. Chyna goes for a pin. Earl Hebner counts the pin. ...1 Gage Weiss kicks out. ]
King - Chyna should have known he wouldn't win the match with that.
[Gage Weiss bites Chyna's face out of desperation. Gage Weiss kicks Chyna in the stomach. ]
J.R - Chyna takes a kick.
[A discus punch from out of nowhere by Chyna connects with Gage Weiss's chin, sending him down. ]
Prez Foley - Why would you use a crappy Discus Punch like that if you wanna win!
[Gage Weiss is up again. Gage Weiss pulls off a strong power slam. ]
J.R - Gage Weiss executes a power slam.
[Now Gage Weiss standing. Chyna locks Gage Weiss in a full nelson and slams him to the concrete. Chyna swings a barrel and hits Gage Weiss. ]
Prez Foley - Blood and Gore is the best!
King - Inside the factory is covered with blood from these fighters.
[Gage Weiss recieves a knee drop from Chyna while laying on the concrete. Chyna stands up. Chyna executes the front facelock on Gage Weiss. Earl Hebner asks Gage Weiss if he quits. ... (AHHHH!) ... Chyna tightens the hold. Chyna breaks the hold. Chyna and Gage Weiss move from Inside the factory to near some barrels of chemicals Chyna swings a computer and hits Gage Weiss. Gage Weiss, avoiding a punch, grabs Chyna's arm and gives it an over the shoulder armbreaker. Gage Weiss with a headbutt on Chyna. ]
Prez Foley - Gage Weiss is the only person in the world that would use a wuss move like that!
[Chyna comes from behind and bulldogs Gage Weiss. Gage Weiss gets back to his feet. Gage Weiss with a cheap thumb to the eye of Chyna. Gage Weiss hits Chyna with a headbutt to the mid-section. ]
J.R - headbutt!
[Chyna almost draws blood with a back rake to Gage Weiss. Chyna wraps his legs around Gage Weiss's head, applying the head scissors. Referee Earl Hebner is checking for a tap out. ... Gage Weiss trys to escape. ... Gage Weiss is fighting the hold. ... ... Gage Weiss trys to escape. Gage Weiss escapes. Chyna throws Gage Weiss into C-4 Firework. ]
Prez Foley - There is one thing that makes a hardcore match hardcore....and that is BLOOD! Blood is awesome!
[OH!! Chyna's body is crushed by Gage Weiss after recieving an avalanche splash into the corner. ]
King - Nice avalanche by Gage Weiss.
[Gage Weiss grabs Chyna's leg and takes him down, then locks his leg. Earl Hebner asks Chyna if he quits. ... ... ... Chyna escapes. Gage Weiss swings a small firework and hits Chyna. Gage Weiss is dropped to the concrete at the hands of Chyna and a tiger driver. ]
J.R - If Chyna keeps using moves like that tiger driver he could win the match!
[Chyna is back on his feet. Gage Weiss moves away from the barrels. Chyna chokes Gage Weiss with a steel chair. Gage Weiss is bleeding as a result. Chyna flies from the turnbuckle with an elbowdrop. Chyna climbs to his feet. Chyna goes for a pin. Referee Earl Hebner makes the count. ...1 Gage Weiss kicks out. ]
Prez Foley - Chyna, you have absolutely no strength if you do such a weak pin like that!
[Chyna spins around, then mule kicks Gage Weiss in the groin. ]
J.R - Chyna with a spinning mule kick.
[Gage Weiss is back on his feet. Gage Weiss kicks Chyna in the back. Gage Weiss clotheslines Chyna. A koppo kick by Gage Weiss sends Chyna to the concrete. Chyna gets up. Gage Weiss's head pops back from the jab thrown by Chyna. Chyna pulls a Death Valley Driver out of his back pocket, putting Gage Weiss onto his head. Gage Weiss tries to even the score with a bite to Chyna's face. Out of desperation, Chyna elbows Gage Weiss in the face. Gage Weiss grabs Chyna by the arm and breaks it over his shoulder. ]
King - Follows up with a armbreaker.
[Gage Weiss pokes Chyna in the eye with his thumb. Gage Weiss pokes Chyna in the eye with his thumb. Gage Weiss up on the top rope,and Chyna grabs him around the waist, pulling off a belly-to-belly suplex Now Chyna standing. ]
J.R - My God!! What a match!
[Chyna chokes Gage Weiss. Chyna applies an octopus strangle hold to Gage Weiss, the ref doesn't know it, but he's choking Gage Weiss. The referee is checking the situation. ... ... Gage Weiss is fighting the hold. Gage Weiss escapes. Chyna swings a computer and hits Gage Weiss. ]
Prez Foley - Bust somebody open with a weapon damnit!
[Gage Weiss climbs to his feet. Gage Weiss grabs Chyna's head and bites him in the face. ]
J.R - Gage Weiss with a face bite.
[Chyna shoulder tackles Gage Weiss. Chyna gets up. Now Gage Weiss standing. Gage Weiss grabs Chyna by the arm and breaks it over his shoulder. A koppo kick by Gage Weiss sends Chyna to the concrete. Now Chyna standing. Chyna leaps up, swings around Gage Weiss and DDT's him onto the concrete. Gage Weiss jumps from the top rope and hits Chyna with a flying armdrag. ]
King - flying armdrag!
[Gage Weiss climbs to his feet. Gage Weiss swings a small firework and hits Chyna. ]
J.R - Gage Weiss is doing quite well at this point in the match.
[Gage Weiss clotheslines Chyna. Gage Weiss pulls a page out of Bam Bam Biggalo's book, headbutting Chyna. ]
King - headbutt!
[Gage Weiss kicks Chyna in the stomach. Gage Weiss covers Chyna. The ref starts the count. ...1 ...2 Chyna escapes. ]
J.R - You just can't win this early in a match. Especially with an opponent like Chyna.
[Chyna climbs to his feet. A side kick by Chyna turns the match around by knocking Gage Weiss to the concrete. ]
King - flying side kick by Chyna.
[Chyna gets up. Gage Weiss is back on his feet. Gage Weiss pulls a page out of Bam Bam Biggalo's book, headbutting Chyna. Chyna hits Gage Weiss with the Asia moonsault bodyblock. Chyna chants start. Gage Weiss climbs the steps. ]
J.R - Blood is all over on the steps.
[Chyna executes a piledriver on Gage Weiss. ]
King - This is how wrestling should be!
[Chyna twists Gage Weiss's arm, jumps, and dropkicks Gage Weiss to the ground. Chyna hits Gage Weiss with an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle. ]
J.R - elbow drop!
[Chyna climbs to his feet. Chyna executes a corkscrew legdrop on Gage Weiss. Chyna with an illegal chokehold on Gage Weiss. ]
Prez Foley - You are a freakin' wuss! Use something that will actually hurt Gage Weiss!
[Gage Weiss gets up. Gage Weiss goes for a Baba Chop but Chyna dodges the attack. Chyna climbs down the steps. Gage Weiss on the top, and he flies off, connecting with an Asian leg lariat. ]
J.R - That Asian leg lariat was very good.
[Gage Weiss and Chyna move from Inside the factory to on the steps Gage Weiss swings a roman candle and hits Chyna. Gage Weiss punches Chyna repeatedly. Chyna pulls a jawbreaker from out of nowhere, sending Gage Weiss to the steel in pain. ]
King - jawbreaker!
[Chyna gets back to his feet. Gage Weiss bites Chyna's face out of desperation. Gage Weiss, avoiding a punch, grabs Chyna's arm and gives it an over the shoulder armbreaker. A koppo kick by Gage Weiss sends Chyna to the steel. They lockup. Gage Weiss sends Chyna to the corner of on the steps. Gage Weiss with a cheap thumb to the eye of Chyna. Gage Weiss piledrives Chyna head first into the steel. Chyna gets up. ]
Prez Foley - I want Blood...I want Blood.....God damnit, shed some blood all over on the steps!
[Gage Weiss kicks Chyna in the back. Gage Weiss clotheslines Chyna. Chyna on the turnbuckleGage Weiss rising from the mat,Chyna leaps from the top rope with a bodypress. Chyna gets back to his feet. Gage Weiss is up again. Gage Weiss pulls a page out of Bam Bam Biggalo's book, headbutting Chyna. ]
King - Follows up with a headbutt.
[Gage Weiss, avoiding a punch, grabs Chyna's arm and gives it an over the shoulder armbreaker. ]
J.R - Gage Weiss executes a armbreaker.
[Gage Weiss grabs Chyna's head and bites him in the face. A koppo kick by Gage Weiss sends Chyna to the steel. They lockup. Gage Weiss sends Chyna to the corner of on the steps. ]
Prez Foley - Wussie....Wussie....Wussie! Start the damn chant cause Gage Weiss can't do anything good!
[Hiptoss executed by Gage Weiss lucha-libre style. Gage Weiss sucks chants start in the crowd. Gage Weiss covers Chyna. Referee Earl Hebner makes the count. ...1 ...2 Chyna kicks out. ]
King - Gage Weiss almost won the match!
[Chyna moves back to his feet. Chyna climbs down the steps. ]
Prez Foley - Blood and Gore is the best!
[Chyna hits Gage Weiss with an inverted atomic drop. ]
Prez Foley - Almost! I wish Chyna had won right there so we all could go home!
[Chyna hits Gage Weiss with a single arm DDT. Chyna is up again. Gage Weiss climbs to his feet. Chyna with a powerful choke lift on Gage Weiss. Chyna flies from the turnbuckle with an elbowdrop. Now Chyna standing. Chyna looks at the chemicals. A corkscrew dropkick by Chyna sends Gage Weiss to the mat. Chyna stands up. Chyna climbs to the top turnbuckle and jumps off with an Air Sabu on Gage Weiss. Chyna is back on his feet. Gage Weiss recieves a 5 Star Frog Splash from Chyna off of the top rope. Gage Weiss is pinned by Chyna. Chyna pulled off a sunset flip. Earl Hebner counts. ...1 ...2 ...3 ]
King - We've got ourselves a winner!
Howard Finkle - The winner of this match, and new Intercontinental Belt champion, Chyna!!!
Andrew the giant vs. Ace vs. Justin Sane (Non-Title Match) gimmick (Standard Match)
Howard Finkle - This match is a Standard Match. Coming to the ring first, weighing in at 225 pounds, from Unknown a member of The Rockers he holds the BAWF Heavyweight Belt title belt, Andrew the giant!!! (crowd cheers ***)
[Kane/ Agression blasts out of the speakers ]
Howard Finkle - The second in this three way match, weighing in at 225 pounds, he holds the Hardcore belt title belt, Ace!!! (crowd boos *****)
["Wait and bleed blasts out of the speakers as Ace enters the arena" ]
Howard Finkle - And third, weighing in at 275 pounds, from From parts Unknown, Justin Sane!!! (crowd boos ****)
['The Game' blasts out of the speakers Andrew the giant places Ace on the turnbuckle and executes a front-layout suplerplex. Justin Sane gets hit with flying garbage. Justin Sane checks his boots. (ding, ding, ding) In an attempt to even the match, Ace rakes Justin Sane's face. ]
J.R - Justin Sane takes a face rake.
[Ace shoulder tackles Justin Sane. Now Ace standing. Justin Sane bounces Ace off the ropes and hits him with a backdrop. Justin Sane sucks chants start in the crowd. Justin Sane unties the turnbuckle, exposing the steel! Justin Sane bashes Ace s head into the steel that the turnbuckle was covering! Andrew the giant head butts Ace. Andrew the giant jumps through the middle rope, and drags Ace from the ring, to the ringside area! Earl Hebner starts the count (.1) Andrew the giant chokes Ace with a chair. Ace breaks a chair. Ace is bleeding as a result. ]
Prez Foley - I want Blood...I want Blood.....God damnit, shed some blood all over the ringside area!
[Justin Sane sets Ace up DDTs him into the padded floor. Ace is back on his feet. (..2) ]
King - The padded floor is covered with blood from that injury.
[Justin Sane trys for a swinging DDT but Ace avoids it. (...3) Justin Sane shoots the camera cables at Ace. ]
Prez Foley - You have weapons around here, so why don't you use them!
[Justin Sane executes an airplane spin on Ace. Justin Sane sucks chants start in the crowd. Justin Sane gets back to his feet. (....4) ]
King - Damn!
[Justin Sane picks up Ace and delivers a tilt-a-whirl suplex. Justin Sane gets back to his feet. (.....5) ]
Prez Foley - Justin Sane, throw Ace's ass inside the damn ring, and beat his ass there!
[Justin Sane whips Ace with the camera cables. ]
King - This is quality sports entertainment!
Prez Foley - Both men have lost a pretty excessive amount of blood!
[Andrew the giant falls head first into Ace. Andrew the giant is back on his feet. Now Ace standing. Andrew the giant executes the brain buster on Ace. Andrew the giant is up again. Ace climbs back into the ring, and Andrew the giant follows him. Andrew the giant measures Ace up and drops a closed fist. Andrew the giant head butts Ace. Andrew the giant is up again. Andrew the giant executes a neck breaker. Andrew the giant goes for a pin. Referee Earl Hebner makes the count. ...1 ...2 ...3 ]
J.R - We've got ourselves a winner!
Howard Finkle - The winner of this match, Andrew the giant!!!
Ace vs. Hannibal (Hardcore belt) gimmick (Barbwire Ropes Septic Tank)
Howard Finkle - This match is a Barbwire Ropes Septic Tank for the Hardcore belt title. On his way to The ring at this time, weighing in at 225 pounds, he holds the Hardcore belt title belt, Ace!!! (crowd boos ***)
["Wait and bleed blasts out of the speakers as Ace enters the arena" ]
Howard Finkle - and his opponent, weighing in at 225 pounds,, Hannibal!!! (crowd boos *****)
[Hannibal walks to The ring. Earl Hebner is the referee for this contest. Ace grabs Hannibal's arm and strikes his elbow. Hannibal taunts Ace. (the bell rings) Ace grabs Hannibal's leg and takes him down. ]
Prez Foley - You shouldn't use a single leg takedown in a match like this! You are never gonna win!
[Ace hits Hannibal with an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle. Ace moves back to his feet. A corkscrew dropkick by Ace sends Hannibal to the mat. Now Ace standing. Hannibal climbs to his feet. Hannibal grabs Ace's hair, then slams his head into the turnbuckle. ]
King - headsmash into turnbuckle!
[Hannibal jumps onto Ace's shoulders, twists, and DDT's him onto the mat Ace gets up. Hannibal holds his mouth after recieving an elbow smash to the face. Ace holds his mouth after recieving an elbow smash to the face. Ace hits Hannibal with the back of his elbow. ]
Prez Foley - Ace, you suck!! Do something that will impress me!
[A discus punch from out of nowhere by Ace connects with Hannibal's chin, sending him down. Hannibal executes the Meltdown on Ace. ]
King - meltdown!
[Ace rolls out of the ring. ]
J.R - This is how wrestling should be!
[Hannibal goes for a Piledriver but Ace dodges the attack. Ace rolls back into the ring. Hannibal with a knee drop to Ace's head. Ace rolls out of the ring. ]
Prez Foley - My favorite weapon is a Barbed-Wire Bat! They better bust somebody open with it!
[Hannibal hits Ace with an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle. Hannibal moves back to his feet. A corkscrew dropkick by Hannibal sends Ace to the mat. ]
J.R - Hannibal executes a corkscrew legdrop.
[Hannibal is up again. Ace moves back to his feet. Hannibal piledrives Ace into the concrete. ]
King - Ace really felt that Standing Piledriver!
J.R - The concrete is covered with blood from that injury.
[Hannibal hits Ace with an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle. Hannibal executes a corkscrew legdrop on Ace. Hannibal is back on his feet. Hannibal hits Ace with an elbowdrop. Ace climbs to his feet. Ace grabs Hannibal from behind and gives him an atomic drop. Hannibal heads to the septic tank. Hannibal recieves a knee drop from Ace while laying on the concrete. ]
Prez Foley - Weapons and Blood....That is how a real match should be!
[Ace twists Hannibal's arm, jumps, and dropkicks Hannibal to the ground. Ace moves back to his feet. Hannibal jumps off the turnbuckle with the flying bodypress on Ace. Hannibal is back on his feet. Now Ace standing. Ace picks Hannibal up in a fireman's carry and flapjacks him. Now Ace standing. Ace heads back to the ring area. ]
King - Ha!
[Ace runs in and leg drops Hannibal. Ace chokes Hannibal with his boot. Ace sucks chants start in the crowd. ]
J.R - Good choke by Ace.
Prez Foley - My favorite weapon is a Barbed-Wire Bat! They better bust somebody open with it!
[Ace hits Hannibal with an elbowdrop. Ace stands up. Hannibal gets up. Ace short-arm clotheslines Hannibal to the concrete. ]
J.R - Hannibal takes a Short-arm clothesline.
[Ace executes a corkscrew legdrop on Hannibal. Ace gets up. Ace hits Hannibal with an elbowdrop. ]
King - Hannibal takes a elbow drop.
[Ace gets back to his feet. Ace hits Hannibal with an elbowdrop. Ace moves back to his feet. Hannibal is up again. Japanese armdrag take down from Hannibal sends Ace to the concrete. Now Ace standing. Ace jabs Hannibal. ]
Prez Foley - Why would you use a crappy jab like that if you wanna win!
[Ace hits Hannibal with an earringer. Hannibal grabs the bent-over Ace around the waist, then he pulls off a gut-wrench suplex. Hannibal gets back to his feet. OH!!! An Air Sabu by Hannibal hits its mark on Ace. Hannibal is up again. Now Ace standing. ]
J.R - Ace has won the match!
Howard Finkle - The winner of this match, and still Hardcore belt champion, Ace!!!
